Friday, November 25, 2011

Thankful for What?

"Step away from the turkey," said Eliza. It was more to herself then it was to anyone else overeating. Eliza was sitting around the table with Julieanne, Ray, Julieanne's mother and their newly adopted mutt Frito, as in the chip. Julienne's dad was stuck in Europe-it was just rude that European business doesn't close for Thanksgiving.

Eliza looked around the table, she was Thankful for her group of friends, she had somewhere to go since her parents had decided on an impromptu vacation to Mexico without her. It also worked out that her and Julieanne were around for Ray, who shockingly couldn't get back home thanks to an eastcoast snow storm. Frito was most likly thankful that he finally had a home and as luck would have it a household that loved fritos.

"Okay if I don't step away right now I'm going to look like the turkey, stuffed with my butt stuck in the air.  And sadly I would look nearly as appealing." Eliza pushed herself away just to get wedged into the corner further by the motley dog. "No, no turkey for you. Remember you have a sensitive stomach?"

Ray smiled at Eliza.  She suddenly felt a small blip, not a full on flip but something.  She wasn't sure what that meant since it was Ray, her friend, her study partner, her partner in crime. 

"Aww look at the too of you.  Bonding over Turkey.  You both kind of cute, his stomach touches the ground and your button is popped on your jeans," Ray said, thankfully still giving Eliza that cute boyish smile that was causing the blip. 

"Hey mister, the button is popped so I can do this."  She bent down and started to rub Fritos little belly.  He wasn't fat yet, he wasn't even close but they were trying hard to make up for lost time while he had been goodness knows where out in the world.  "It's like Buda, you rub it for good luck." 

"Yeah i see the good luck coming right up," Ray said with a little chuckle.

"Where is my quiet study partner.  I don't like this lip.  If this is what i get for inviting you to Thanksgiving, getting you out of your studious element you can count out a Christmas invitation."

"Aw, come on.  No Christmas with you and Buda here?  Well that means wherever i go i might have a chance at the Turkey." 

"Well, I.  Oh, well that’s just.  How rude."  Eliza was speechless if not a little surprised.  She never heard Ray give her so much crap before, it was usually their other partner in crime.  She realized that maybe Ray was only quiet because he was constantly over shadowed.  There was that blip again, she thought.  Then she felt a little rumble, okay maybe it was a blip, and maybe it was from Ray but nope, this was defiantly a rumble and it was not from Ray. Eliza was kind of hoping everyone could leave soon because she wasn't sure her digestive system was loving the Turkey she had just devoured in record time.

Yes it was certain, Eliza was thankful for a lot, she was thankful for her friends, she was thankful for the food, she was suddenly thankful for those deep brown eyes and boyish smile that Ray kept flashing her and she would be even more thankful if the Turkey didn’t cause her indigestion, heartburn or the need to spend the remainder of the afternoon in their too small, outdated bathroom.

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Happy  Thanksgiving - I hope your bellies were full!

Friday, November 11, 2011

Eliza and a Boy

Note: Time is passing, this not the next day to the last post.
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“I’m not really sure I want to know what’s going on Eliza,” said Ray, one of Eliza’s study partners.  Eliza could feel the warmth in her eyes, the puffiness and both were most likely beyond apparent.  The burning that had to signify that her eyes were bright red was a huge reminder that she’d spent most of the night and day crying.

“No, it’s okay.  I’m over it, it’s fine.”  She sniffled a little before wiping at her swollen eyes and digging out a pen and a notebook so they could get down to business, getting homework done; even if all she wanted to do was crawl into bed and sleep away the heartbreak. 

“Right, fine.  You look fine.  Len, she looks great right?  Why would we guess anything is wrong?” asked Ray, sarcasm very plain in his voice.

Len made up the remainder of their little nerd herd of a group, Eliza had actually made them t-shirts last Christmas that had said “Enginerding” since they were engineers and nothing they talked about made sense to most of the known world.  It was like everyone in their department was from outer space and everyone, all three of them in the group, had developed their own language to describe something as simple as a triangle and the three lines that made it up.

“Oh shut it, you two.  I’m fine. Let’s get back to this.  I’ve plotted these equations but something is very wrong so I am pretty sure we are off somewhere,” said Eliza, gesturing to some graph paper that had been erased so many times it was starting to wear thin where she had attempted to plot.  It was so worn in fact the graph lines were nearly invisible.  A tear rolled down her nose and landed in a very warn spot that when she went to wipe it away the spot dissolved leaving a hole.

“Len, smack her.  We don’t have time for girl stuff.  Spit it out,” said Ray.

“Eliza, seriously put on your big girl pants.  We’re guys and our attention spans are about as long as it takes to chug a beer.  Be happy Ray over here has a heart of gold,” Len paused, and finished the rest under his breath.  “At least when it comes to you, poor sap.”

Eliza wasn’t listening she was distracted and had started to doodle some more in the corner of her paper.  She looked up when she heard a small thud from Ray apparently punching Len in the shoulder.

“Ouch, that was a jerk move,” said Len.  “You’re such a chicken.”

“What did I miss?”  Eliza looked at the two of them knowing she was missing something obvious but couldn’t see it.  She was too consumed with the fact she’s just, well last night she’d just, found the theater major practicing the wedding night scene from Romeo and Juliet in his bed and without the scripts.

“Right,” said Ray, a look in his eyes that Eliza just couldn’t figure out.  “Well, uh.  I will be right back. Len hold down the fort.”
Eliza watched Ray walk out pulling his cell phone from his pocket.  “Okay, let’s get this fixed.”

“Sure, sure, one second though.  You do know that Ray has a thing for you right?”

Eliza felt her face burn a little, her cheeks no doubt turning rosy to match her swollen eyes.  “I uh, well no, I don’t think he does.”

“No, he does.  Believe me.”

“Well, how come he’s never asked me out of anything. He’s never done anything to show he likes me.”

Len’s face said it all, his raised eyebrows and his smirk like smile told Eliza he thought she was dumb.  “Right.  Because every guy would go back into six bars to find the purse you think you lost just to realize it’s in the back seat.  I still won’t let him live that down.  You don’t see me doing that, even for my girlfriend.”

“He’s just a good guy.”  Eliza was slouching in her chair now, she really felt bad.  She knew that Ray did a lot for her, but she did things for him too, heck there were times she even thought about kissing him, the long nights when they’d had to do not one, not two but three runs to the local coffee shop.  She’d almost thought those thoughts were from the lack of sleep, but his looks had always made her feel beautiful, smart and well, cared for, if she had to admit it.  But the timing had always be off she told herself and she was imaging his feelings.

“You two are made for each other, your both idiots.  You two flirt like crazy.  And I’m going out on a limb here but Mr. Perfect has just stepped out of your life for one reason or another, judging from the crying thing, that or your fish died.  So now the timing is right.”

“I think you have it all wrong Len, I mean with Ray not me.  Yes I’m single, again,”  she paused as Ray came back in the room.  He was holding an extra large pizza that if Eliza had to guess was a double pepperoni with garlic sauce, her favorite.

“Here.  I ordered this when I heard your voice over the phone and I know pizza always cheers you up.”

Len just stared at Eliza and then turned to look at Ray.  Eliza could read him perfectly; he was telling her as plain as day, “I told you so.”  Poor Ray looked at them and had no idea, clueless, wide eyed and sweet as sweet can be.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Eliza Against the Candy Corn

Happy Halloween even if it is a little late.  Better late then never i always think. 

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“White, orange or yellow?  Where to start.  White or yellow, white or yellow.” 

“If you are talking about snow I’d go with the white.  Yellow isn’t a good sign,” Julianne said walking past Eliza dropping her bag to the floor and flopping on her bed. 

Eliza was sitting crossed legged on her own bed with a bowl and a bag.  Had this been any other time of year maybe Eliza could pass off the idea that she was filling the bowl of candy to set out for everyone who visited, but it wasn’t any other time, it was Halloween.  This was the most dangerous time of the year; Candy Corn was easily obtained and was safe to call Eliza’s kryptonite.

“Seriously El, what are you doing?”

“I’m trying to figure out the best way to eat a candy corn.  If I start at the white end I eat them twice as fast, but if I start on the yellow end they seem to last longer.”

“Really El?  The way you eat them I don’t think you are going to save yourself any calories either way.  Just indulge, there is a reason they are only available one time a year.”

Eliza sighed and dropped the candy corn she had been analyzing just to pick it back up and popped it in her mouth, yellow side in first, but she ate the whole thing in one bite anyway.

“Step away from the candy corn dish.  Step away El,” said Julianne, as she seemed to tip toe towards Eliza acting as if Eliza was a rabid dog that might bite.

“Back away Jules.  You know how I get around this time of year.”

“You get this way one time each month, this month it just happens to coincide with Halloween and there’s candy corn available.  So don’t give me that crap, you still need to fit into your costume we bought you, so step away.”

“Whatever Jules.  I don’t care go to the party yourself.  I am not going, I don’t feel much like partying right now.  I just want to lay here and feel bloated.”

“Really?  I can’t believe you just said that.  I can’t be Betty without her Wilma what would Fred think?”

Eliza raised one eyebrow and looked a Julianne with amusement and a hint of fake irritation.  “Maybe Fred will finally realize he’s useless and Wilma finally wised up and left him.” Eliza smiled, popped another candy corn into her mouth and said, “Don’t you think you took this a little far?”

Julianne shook her head.  “Heck no.  You should see the muscles on Barney and well Fred, well let’s say it should make up for the scooter.”

“Ugh fine.”  Eliza took the bowl of candy corn and placed it outside the door, free candy didn’t last long around the dorm so this was probably a smart move on her part, for her waistline at least.

“Alright Betty where’s my animal skin and femur for my hair?”